He then instructed his followers on the rules of the game, which were simply "Seek and you shall find.". Before he left, Jesus established a system much like a temple, which he called a church, where people would go to deposit the funding for his miracle. Some traditions even proffer that toward the end of this great debate throngs of people gathered to hear the arguments and witness the outcome, and that blood was spilled, but these allegations are unfounded.
Naturally people didn't believe this possible and it took three years for Jesus to convince them that in fact, it was and that the whole thing would actually turn out to be quite lucrative for all involved. Hiding being the costly endeavour that it is, Jesus took a break and went on a public speaking tour to raise funds for his next feat- a performance piece entitled "Two Thousand Years In Hiding". It is now moving around and cannot be found. There is now a butter Jesus that was created in the year of our Lord 2006. It is speculated that in this time he hid in such various locales as Greece, Asia or in Mary Magdalene's dress, but because he exhibited such adept hiding skills his exact whereabouts during this period remain unknown. This is known as The Gospel Truth.Īfter this incident, in which he had been hiding "in his Father's house", Jesus went on to hide for an additional eighteen years. This is how we know that our insides are made of wax, the whole of existence orbits America, dogs have no souls, space is an optical illusion and carbon dating is evil. This is known as truth or fact according to Scientific Method, which states that validity of any idea or claim is proven through extensive referencing of the source of said idea or claim without any interference from outside sources. The Gospels indicate that Jesus wandered off from his parents in Jerusalem to hone his hiding skills at the age of twelve. Though omnipotent, The Lord experienced a surprising difficulty in finding Adam but found the anticipation of the search exhilarating and declared Hide-and-Go-Seek to be The Game of God.
Hide-and-Go-Seek was initiated by Jehovah exactly five thousand years ago when He went looking for Adam in The Garden of Eden to laugh at his nakedness. The game will end when someone really does find Jesus, at which point they will become the new Savior, which translates to "World's Best Hider", and the game will begin anew. Hide-and-Go-Seek, often thought to be nothing more than a simple children’s game that teaches base emotions such as shame and fear, is actually the nomination process for divinity. Hide and Go Jesus, also known as Missing Christos or InvisaMessiah, is the internationally-recognized champion of Hide-and-Go-Seek, an important spiritual bedrock of the Christian faith.
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